E Yulia, e hāʻawi mai i kāu helu
He ʻano kahiko paha au, akā makemake au i nā pubes huluhulu a ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kōkua. Ua hoʻopaʻa wau iaʻu iho i kēlā puʻu wai huluhulu, akā ua hele ke kanaka macho ma mua oʻu. Blonde ma ke kino. He nui kāna e paʻa ai a he nui nō hoʻi kāna e hoʻopili ai. Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi aku makemake ʻo ia iā ia ma kāna dick. He mea ʻōpio. Me kahi pumehana e like me ia, e loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi iwi ʻoi pōhaku.)
He aha nā manamana lima ʻelua? E nana i kela helehelena kuko! Pono ʻoe e kau i kou lima i luna o kona kuʻekuʻe e māʻona iā ia. Nani ka pus!
Hauʻoli makahiki hou!
E ke Akua, he kanaka u'i... hiki ia'u ke loaa kona inoa?
E puhi iaʻu!
Hui. Hui.
Hui.
ʻO wai ka inoa o ka wikiō hope loa mai ka pale splash?
Nā wikiō pili
ʻAe i ka cellulite!